So, Dimples the nine year old has me read his story he wrote for school tonight. One of the main characters was, "Barky." You'll never guess, he is a dog. Anyway, Barky was fighting a bad guy and pulled his pants down, then he hit him in the knuts.
"Knuts?" I ask, knowing that the k is silent. "You can't write about knuts in your paper. "
He said, "Oh, I didn't know knuts was bad. I thought it was better than crotch".
I said, "It's probably better to leave out any references to testicles in your school work."
Hopefully this won't affect his grade in high school health class.
3 days ago
8 comments:
I'll be up laughing all night, that's a classic.
Dang, I love boys!
Boys are wonderful. My grandson and I have had some of these conversations.
And my girl is writing about polar bears that frolic and play and love their families...... Innately inbred in the chromosomes, I tell you..
LOL!!!! What was the teacher's comment :)
Sounds like something I would have written at his age.
hilarious
Stopping by from I Should Be Folding Laundry, and I'm glad I did!! That was hilarious. So was the Mr's possum story in the last post. You guys are going on my subscriptions. =D
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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