It is Monday, so it must be some time for randomness... and, taking back my house from all of our weekend messiness... and, sleep. Sweet, sweet sleep. You and I did not spent enough time together this weekend.
*Why is my purse everyone else's trash receptacle?
*It is embarrassing just how much trash can be found at the bottom of my purse at any given moment.
*Why is it that every. single. time. a sales associate assures me that my wait won't be long "at all"... they are LYING?! Not only will it be long, but I might even need to schedule an appointment to cover up my grays immediately following my wait.
*Why are my children unable to keep track of an entire pair of flip flops? We seem to have little orphaned flip flops all over the place, but no one is able to find a matching pair. Bruiser even tried to sneak out of the house with 2 different colors on his feet.
*My daughter is obsessed with chewing gum. It is currently my bribe of choice. Not that I would ever resort to bribery. Nope. That would be poor parenting.
*My children have NO idea there is a snack bar at the public pool. I pray they never make that discovery.
*Nurse Boy and I have been asked to be on a local radio show. HELLO anxiety!!! Nurse Boy is thrilled and I am just hoping I don't hurl on air. YIKES!
*One of my friends called this morning and asked to take the boys for the afternoon. I love her!
*What is up with old men wearing shorts with knee-high socks?! At what age do you decide that is an approved look to wear out in public?
*Today I even spotted an older gentleman with tan shorts, white knee-high socks, and brown dress shoes. I can't make this stuff up, people!!
Well, I need to go buy some more gum... it seems I am out.
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