Mr. Nurse Boy here. (Yeah, it's been a while.)
We have done our best to keep our kids as innocent as possible. Dimples learned about the birds and the bees reading the Bible for goodness sakes. We are at a loss as to how to address his Christmas gift for Mrs. Nurse boy this year:
So, do you think he thought this was funny because he is calling his mom a bad girl? Why do you think Dimples thinks Santa would be more jolly knowing about these bad girls? Is it so he can avoid hair pulling, scratching, and being talked about behind his back by avoiding these bad girls? Or is it so he can avoid their homes, skip the trip down their chimney, and leave the underside of their tree barren (which is quite the opposite of what the cup is implying)?
Is it wrong that we think this is so funny and a little bit alarming at the same time?
The worst part is Dimples was with his maternal grandma and grandpa when he purchased this gift. Do you think they actually read it? Do you think they were so uncomfortable they just avoided it, or do you think they thought it would be hilarious to let him give his mother this gift? I can't wait to talk to Dimples about this in the years to come!
Something tells me he will turn 5 shades of red.
In the meantime, he keeps asking his mom why she isn't drinking out of her new cup...