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Our Family's Bitter/Sweet Life

Thursday, January 15, 2009

This is not AFV

So, Dimples the nine year old has me read his story he wrote for school tonight. One of the main characters was, "Barky." You'll never guess, he is a dog. Anyway, Barky was fighting a bad guy and pulled his pants down, then he hit him in the knuts.

"Knuts?" I ask, knowing that the k is silent. "You can't write about knuts in your paper. "

He said, "Oh, I didn't know knuts was bad. I thought it was better than crotch".

I said, "It's probably better to leave out any references to testicles in your school work."

Hopefully this won't affect his grade in high school health class.


Boy Mom said...

I'll be up laughing all night, that's a classic.

Dang, I love boys!

Theresa said...

Boys are wonderful. My grandson and I have had some of these conversations.

mommy4life said...

And my girl is writing about polar bears that frolic and play and love their families...... Innately inbred in the chromosomes, I tell you..

Imperfect Mom said...

LOL!!!! What was the teacher's comment :)

Sir Nottaguy-Imadad said...

Sounds like something I would have written at his age.

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Chris said...

Stopping by from I Should Be Folding Laundry, and I'm glad I did!! That was hilarious. So was the Mr's possum story in the last post. You guys are going on my subscriptions. =D

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