So, Dimples the nine year old has me read his story he wrote for school tonight. One of the main characters was, "Barky." You'll never guess, he is a dog. Anyway, Barky was fighting a bad guy and pulled his pants down, then he hit him in the knuts.
"Knuts?" I ask, knowing that the k is silent. "You can't write about knuts in your paper. "
He said, "Oh, I didn't know knuts was bad. I thought it was better than crotch".
I said, "It's probably better to leave out any references to testicles in your school work."
Hopefully this won't affect his grade in high school health class.
7 hours ago