Mrs. Nurse Boy here.
It is Monday and I am finally recovering from The Head Cold of 2010. It was the head cold that I ignored and went about my daily tasks as if I felt fabulous. It was the very head cold that then placed me in bed for 1 and 1/2 days with the TV being Sweet Pea's babysitter. Yeah, I am paying for that one right about now. She is having some withdrawal from the TV and I am having some withdrawal from my bed. But, we are (mostly) better now. And, surprisingly, I have NOT been nominated for mother of the year.
Time for the Monday Random-mess:
**Fuzzy slippers make everything better. Seriously, they do.
**So does a box of tissues when you have The Head Cold of 2010.
**Spring, you'd better not just be teasing me with your sunny weather and warmer temperatures. No one likes a tease.
**And, let it be known that Spring and I will no longer be on speaking terms if it abandons the Midwest AFTER I finally shave my legs.
**The kids no longer own a matching pair of gloves, so spring really cannot come soon enough.
**I am pretty sure I will find the missing gloves after I finally give up and throw out all of the single, matchless gloves.
**Nurse Boy and I are proud to be law abiding citizens. We desire to set a good example for our children. That being said, Nurse Boy was awarded a speeding ticket after a very long 15 hour work day, when I was home sick with the kids.
**He was going 10 mph over the speed limit. Yes, he was speeding and shouldn't have been. He had just left the hospital, after walking several blocks to his car where he fell in the mud. It was 10 PM and he was covered in mud and other bodily fluids that I don't even want to think about from the GI Lab.
**Where was that police officer's compassion?
**Is it wrong that I hope he shows up for a colonoscopy this week?
**Don't answer that.
**Maybe he will come down with The Head Cold of 2010.
**OK, that wasn't nice either. I'll stop now.
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