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Our Family's Bitter/Sweet Life

Saturday, June 28, 2008

My Side

OK, I really do feel for Nurse Boyette at meal time. She is outnumbered by people who just want. They want a different meal. They want a bite of yours even though they are rejecting the same thing on their plate. They want another drink. They want another napkin because they dropped theirs. They want another napkin because they used theirs to sop up some spilled milk. They want another napkin because they just want two. They want more milk to spill again. They want seconds just as you have sat down for firsts. They want to say grace unless you ask them to say it. Some of them want to tune everything out and eat. Some of them want to talk the whole time, and are appalled when you talk with your mouth full. Women always say they are better at multitasking, but don't appreciate good multitasking when they see it.

All ground up in your mouth.

That's all I have to say about that.


Nurse Boy said...

I must admit that you are hilarious, but these children must be prepared to eat somewhere else besides a barn! At some point in the near future! And, we don't even live on a farm!

We are failing...and I seem to be all alone. I would say that there is hope with sweet pea, but she is the MESSIEST two year old I know...so, I AM alone.

Mrs. Nurse Boy

mommy4life said...

You aren't alone. I am embarrassed to have to remind my children constantly to SIT in their chair while they eat and to use silverware!!!!