Mrs. Nurse Boy here.
Don't you just love Google? I have started using it for everything. I am addicted. Go ahead! Ask me a question! Any question! I will find the answer. I tell my nine year old to bring it on. Oh, wait, he is in the "know it all" stage. He currently thinks he IS Google.
Anyway...I recently checked out our hits from Google. Quite frankly, there are some strange people out there. I also think the title of our blog brings the crazies, but we are keeping it. The GI Nurse won't have it any other way. So, welcome all of you crazy people!
Our latest hits from Google include:
golf ball in the back of my throat~Yeah, that is called strep throat. It is awful! Just don't go to Urgent Care. They are morons. I'm just saying...
birthday cake ideas for a male nurse~Really? I should google this topic myself. I thought a cake was just a cake. I mean, throw in some cocoa and frost the bad boy. What kind of cake does a male nurse want? Oh, who I am kidding? Nurse Boy IS very particular about his birthday cake. You call read all about it here. I should warn you! He prefers his cakes PINK! Oh, yes he does!
coloring page of a boy with a nurse~Really? Why? Is there a market for this type of thing? I can take a picture of your boy with a nurse. For a nominal fee, of course.
does jelly make you poop?~I am sure it does. Why are you looking this up?
pooping jelly substance~Gross! Now I know why you were looking that up. We don't want to know about your poop. Now that I have all of my kids out of diapers, I do not want to look at or discuss any one's poop. EVER again. Some things are meant to be kept to yourself, K?
random facts about poop~Enough with the poop talk. I live with 2 boys and a GI Nurse. Why must I be surrounded by bodily functions everywhere I go? I DO NOT want to know ANY random facts about this topic, nor have we ever blogged about any such thing.
poop is like jelly~Really? You really think so? I am not sure I can ever eat another PB & J sandwich again, thanks to my friend, Google.
I just might have to rethink the whole "keeping the title" thing...
2 days ago
10 comments:
How funny! I am a google fan as well!
This is for all of the people googleing questions about poop that looks like jelly. It is because you are bleeding from your esophagus, stomach, or small bowel. Go to the doctor now!
Okay, how do I find my google hits. I know someone once found my blog because of a long-ago rant on replacing tile grout.
Random facts?? Seriously?? Ewwwww
You can tell I'm a Mom with small children because what stuck in my head after reading your post was that Sweet Pea is out of diapers. I already knew this from your previous posts but why oh why can't I get my girl out of them! My hubby and I try to encourage her but she's not having any part of it. Kicks and screams her head off. One day soon, I know, and then I'll be sad because she'll be out of diapers.
Thanks for the laugh! I really needed it!
I quit looking at the google searches that bring people to my sight. Let's just say that every time I mention undies I attract some sicko.
Love the recipe searches, and information on school subjects though.
OK, I'm with Imperfect Mom. How do you do the google search. You may need to do a "techie" post for people like us.
I love having some google fun! Although I am often surprised when I type in what I think is an innocent search and it comes up with some not so innocent stuff... I think it will be a while before I teach my kids about google.
People can Google you for that? I'll never eat jelly again! Blech.
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