Mrs. Nurse Boy here.
Don't you just love Google? I have started using it for everything. I am addicted. Go ahead! Ask me a question! Any question! I will find the answer. I tell my nine year old to bring it on. Oh, wait, he is in the "know it all" stage. He currently thinks he IS Google.
Anyway...I recently checked out our hits from Google. Quite frankly, there are some strange people out there. I also think the title of our blog brings the crazies, but we are keeping it. The GI Nurse won't have it any other way. So, welcome all of you crazy people!
Our latest hits from Google include:
golf ball in the back of my throat~Yeah, that is called strep throat. It is awful! Just don't go to Urgent Care. They are morons. I'm just saying...
birthday cake ideas for a male nurse~Really? I should google this topic myself. I thought a cake was just a cake. I mean, throw in some cocoa and frost the bad boy. What kind of cake does a male nurse want? Oh, who I am kidding? Nurse Boy IS very particular about his birthday cake. You call read all about it here. I should warn you! He prefers his cakes PINK! Oh, yes he does!
coloring page of a boy with a nurse~Really? Why? Is there a market for this type of thing? I can take a picture of your boy with a nurse. For a nominal fee, of course.
does jelly make you poop?~I am sure it does. Why are you looking this up?
pooping jelly substance~Gross! Now I know why you were looking that up. We don't want to know about your poop. Now that I have all of my kids out of diapers, I do not want to look at or discuss any one's poop. EVER again. Some things are meant to be kept to yourself, K?
random facts about poop~Enough with the poop talk. I live with 2 boys and a GI Nurse. Why must I be surrounded by bodily functions everywhere I go? I DO NOT want to know ANY random facts about this topic, nor have we ever blogged about any such thing.
poop is like jelly~Really? You really think so? I am not sure I can ever eat another PB & J sandwich again, thanks to my friend, Google.
I just might have to rethink the whole "keeping the title" thing...
2 days ago