Mrs. Nurse Boy here.
My random thoughts and mutterings while at the grocery store this afternoon:
*I hope it doesn't start to rain while I am in the store.
*Who am I kidding? I hope it doesn't rain the rest of the month. If it keeps raining, I might consider building an ark...
*Why must I shop with my 3 year old?
*I can't wait for watermelon season!
*Sweet Pea, do not make fun of the bald baby. And, do you know how to whisper?
*An employee just asked ME where the mayo is! OK, so he was 16, but STILL. (And, for the record, it is in aisle one next to the salad dressings. Duh.)
*Why must my 3 year old visit EVERY public restroom? Sometimes I think potty trained kids are overrated. OK, just when it gets in the way of my agenda.
*Sweet Pea, PLEASE use your inside voice.
*I just asked my 3 year old if she wanted a spanking. I know, I know. Dumb question. What would I do if she said, "Yes?" Feel free to nominate me for parent of the year.
*5! DOLLARS! for a box of Honey Bunches of Oats! Yikes!
*Very clever marketing. Toys in the cereal aisle. Not finding the humor in this.
*BACON. Need I say more? (Why must something that tastes so good be so bad?)
*It is official. I cannot control a kiddie "truck" cart. Why do I let Sweet Pea talk me into these things?
*Why are everyone else's kids sitting so quietly in their carts and peacefully watching everything?
*I wonder if that lady who refuses to stop coughing all over the produce has the Swine flu? Huh. No apples for us today.
*I said, INSIDE VOICE! Oops, I mean, please use your inside voice.
*Almost forgot my prescription of Dove Dark Chocolates. Yes, I should only have to pay the copay for these yummy morsels. Have you seen how much they cost?!
*How much did you say the total was?! Are you taking applications?
I think it might be time for a nap...
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