Normal?

Is it normal...

• for your 2 year old to play in the toilet with her toothbrush? While sucking on the openned tube of toothpaste?
• to find you son's missing flip flop in the gutters?
• to have toys in every crevice of every room?
• for your son to grow out of all of his jeans in one week?
• for your freshly mopped floor to be covered with an unknown sticky substance 5 minutes later?
• to always have at least 3 loads of laundry in the hamper (even if you spent the entire day doing the laundry)?
• to always have a dishwasher FULL of dirty dishes?
• to ALWAYS have urine behind the toilet?
• to be interrupted at least 16 times for every 5 minute conversation you attempt to have with your husband?
• to lock yourself in your room or the bathroom in order to be able to talk on the phone?
• to count down the days until school starts? (18)

I am beginning to think we are not normal...

And, if this is normal, can't I be weird on occasion?

Mrs. Nurse Boy, signing off for another "normal" day...