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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

I Guess I Am Awe-summm~ Who Knew?!

I received this award from a new bloggy friend a few weeks back. Go over and meet Jillian at It All Began With a Man in a Black Jeep. She is expecting her first baby any day now!

The Rules:

1. List 7 things that make me Awe-Summm.

2. Pass the award onto 7 bloggers that I love.

3. Tag those bloggers to let them know they are now Queens too (and link back to the Queen who tagged you).

Well, I am not one who likes to toot my own horn, but then again, who does?! OK, we all know some people who do and THAT is why many of us are afraid to do the same thing...

Here it goes!

1. I can clean a bathroom faster than a speeding bullet. And, don't even get me started on how fast I can fill a shopping cart.

2. My skin is so pasty white that my dad often says that I am a little "too white." You will not see me with a tan. Ever. It is impossible. Sunburns on the other hand...

3. I think talking on the phone should be an Olympic sport and I would win the gold medal.

4. I am smarter than 90 percent of the people on reality TV. (I should know, since I love me some good, clean reality TV.) And, yes, I realize that isn't saying much...

5. I believe bigger is better when it comes to jewelry, especially diamonds. Love them!

6. I have "Goodnight Moon" by Margaret Wise Brown memorized. I am holding out hope that this will somehow come in handy when I decide to enter back into the professional world. Here's hoping... but, I have my doubts.

7. I am obsessed with vacuuming and love my Dyson (also known as Derek) way more than I should.

Now to tag some friends who are Awe-summm:

Mummy McTavish over at Samster.com. If you read the comments on our blog, you already know that her comments are funnier than our posts. Hands down.

Lisa over at Boondock Ramblings. She has me in stitches most days. Plus, you often get to see pictures of her precious little boy.

Boy Mom over at Boys R Us. Another awe-summm commenter and someone I consider a friend, even though we haven't met in real life. Yet.

Tiffany over at Rural Chaos . Another new discovery. I love that she is probably the polar opposite of me. She lives in the country and thinks pigs are cute...not to mention the other small creatures that she runs into on a daily basis.

Mother Mayhem is another woman I enjoy checking in on. She is such a loving mother!

And, I can't forget Suz. She is best friends with Boy Mom in real life. I can't wait until I get to be their third wheel. Plus, she makes the most adorable cakes!

I hope everyone has an AWE-SUMMMM DAY!!!!


Tiffany said...

Thanks so much! I'm simply honored and flattered! I'll have to really think about this list here because I NEVER toot my own horn. Okay, never say never - but you know what I mean!

Your description of me made me laugh outloud. I'm so glad we "found" each other.

BTW - Love the new pic in the header! So cute!

momstheword said...

You are awesome, girl!!!!!

Oh, yes let's go get you a pedicure! Be sure and take pictures!!!!

Maybe Sweet Pea would love one too, lol! (Don't get her started....you'll have to keep it up, hehehe!)

Mother Mayhem said...

I'll take you on in the shopping cart challenge any day. Just don't pay any attention if a man on the sidelines breaks into a sweat. Jack hates the way I put things in the cart. Snort.

Thanks for thinking of me! :o)

Mummy McTavish said...

Why thank you! And I agree, you are totally AWE-SUMMM!!!!!!

My Lion just heartily agreed with me that your Sweet-Pea's new photo on the side is cute... pitty I already have an arranged marriage for him.

Ruby Red Slippers said...

I am with you about the diamonds-and reality t.v.

Mrsbear said...

I think I'm smarter than most reality t.v. personalities too. But then again the variety I watch is NOT the good, clean type.

So you've got awesome bathroom cleaning skills, eh? Could I tempt you to come over to our place and give our shower a scrub down? I can pay you in the cookie of your choice. ;)

Lisa (Jonny's Mommy) said...

Thank you for the award! I'm sorry it took me so long to get over here. I had the biggest crisis when I lost my cellphone yesterday. Seriously, I had a breakdown and am still moping around about it. I feel like I've lost my mind (again). It was there one minute and gone the next. I'm sooooo depressed about it.

yes, I just rambled about MY cellphone and MY problems on YOUR blog. I'm rude like that. Uh-huh. :-)

Lisa (Jonny's Mommy) said...

Wait, do I have to do this list? Dang it all....Well, I'll try my best. I don't like to say anything nice about myself...hey there is one for the list "Never like to say anything nice about myself..." That's good right?

Genie Marie said...

Enjoy reading your blog....I think that 90% is a low number...it has to be close to 100% that we are ALL smarter then:)