~Poop On Jelly~

Our Family's Bitter/Sweet Life

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Oh, How I Love Google!

Mrs. Nurse Boy here.

Really, google is my friend. I love it. Everything is at my fingertips. I mean, how did our parents survive without google?! My kids are always asking questions and I often found myself saying, "I don't know."

But, not anymore. Now I say, "Let's google it!"

Another bonus? No need for a bookcase full of encyclopedias that cost about as much as a college education. We got off easy there. Except everyone now thinks they need their very own laptop. (Nurse Boy needs a little lesson on patience...but, I digress.)

I recently used my friend, Google, to see how people are landing on our blog. Honestly, it is a little scary, people!

Where did Washington sleep?-- Um, I don't know. I know our house is old and needs some repairs, but I don't think he ever slept here. Nope, pretty sure. I mean, have you read this blog? We avoid deep thoughts like history, politics, and government. Those things make my brain hurt. This is our happy place.

What does the saying "going bananas" mean?-- You have come to the right place, my friend! You see the picture of those three, innocent children at the top of this page? Well, they aren't innocent. Almost never. Still need to know what going bananas means? Come spend a day or two with us. You will leave with a FULL understanding. I guarantee it!

Neighbor hates our hedge-- Well, consider yourself lucky if that is their only complaint! Our neighbors barely wave hello and all we did was soften the blow for 2 (yes! TWO!) of their trees with our own home and van. Yeah, I would say if the hedge is all they hate, let them live with it!

Why do I have jelly poo?-- Now I am wondering why I like google? Mystery CAN be a good thing!

Why won't boys let you watch them poo?-- Maybe so you won't go bananas? My question is why do you want to watch? I am guessing they just want a little privacy. I have been begging for it for the last 10 years. I am guessing it will be 10 more before my wish will come true.

Do bananas make you poop?-- I KNEW we shouldn't have named this blog Poop on Jelly! This google search is starting to sound like my dinner conversations with 2 boys and GI Nurse. Yeah, I know what you are thinking. You are thankful you aren't eating dinner with us tonight. You're welcome.

Heidi Klum wearing blue eyeshadow-- I am afraid google has failed you, sister. But, since it brought you here, let me just say that Heidi Klum can wear whatever she wants to. She always looks amazing. Frankly, she makes me sick.

What effect did Martha Washington have on the world around her?-- I have no idea. I just wondered if she fretted over having bangs or not. (Something Heidi Klum and I actually do have in common.) Yeah, I am a deep thinker.

Deciding on bangs-- Really? I am still stressing over the moustache the hair dresser spotted on my upper lip! And, I should warn you, you will always want what you don't have. When I have bangs, I hate them. When I don't have them, I dream about they way they would frame my face. So basically, I got nothing.

Other ways to Prince Charming-- I am afraid I married him. He is all mine! Just don't ask him to shovel the driveway. He just might use a tiller! ;0)

Jon Bon Jovi + bald spot-- What?! Does Jon Bon Jovi have a bald spot?! He will always have a head full of permed, teased hair scrunched into messy perfection in my book! ALWAYS!! (Not that I would be old enough to remember him that way, mind you!)

OK, so google just might be failing all of us. Maybe I SHOULD purchase a set of encyclopedias after all...


He & Me + 3 said...

Too funny. Don't even want to know how people stumble on my blog it may frighten me enough to close it down. LOL
I do love me some google though!

Anonymous said...

I love Google and is really a necessity when raising curious children. But I am glad to see that I am not the only one who gets the crazy searches and I know they are really disappointed when they stumble across my little dog and pony show! ;)

Brandi said...

I love Google as well. This is so funny. So, how do you find all this fascinating stuff out? I clicked "no" for having browsers crawl my blog, so I don't know if I can do this... but it would probably be funny if I could. I'm surprised you didn't get more about poo!

Emily said...

ha! That is funny. I'm still a google lover though!

Kmama said...

Too funny. Great idea for a blog post.

Mummy McTavish said...

Do you know if you've pick up any new readers from having your blog be googlable? It'd be interesting to know. We had too many conversations with police friends and decided against it but then I have friends that have forgotten where to find us and tried to find us with google and can't.

Mummy McTavish said...

Oh yeah, I just downloaded a Bon Jovi album from iTunes last night, it made me happy... I really don't think he could be old enough to have a bald spot do you???

Ruby Red Slippers said...

LOL-I love google, too!

Sir Nottaguy-Imadad said...

I haven't had anything near as exciting for a google search, but I have had a few odd ones. I'm saving them up for a post of my own in the near future.

momstheword said...

I didn't know you could look that stuff up on google. Isn't it funny how people find your blog?

Hillary @ The Other Mama said...

Awesome. These are some of my favorite posts. What in the world are people thinking when they type these things into a search engine? I can only think that the majority of the world is on something. Bon Jovi + bald?? They are crazy. He will always have the best hair E-VAH!!
Unlike my bangs... ugh!

Mrsbear said...

That's my answer to everything too! What is the life expectancy of the average butterfly? Google it. What's this weird rash on my foot? Google it. You are probably the leading search result for all things poop & jelly. Your claim to fame. ;)

Mummy McTavish said...

I love my husband... he decided today that he doesnt need google because he has a wife that knows everything.

Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings said...

People are always looking for "boondocks sex" when they come to my blog. Huh?!